Emily is on the left and Cuthbert on the right, on the gatepost lookout at the Vicarage.

We like to sit here in the mornings to watch the dogs-on-pieces-of-string go for walks with their humans. As we are six feet above contradiction, we can say what we like; usually we just stare and then laugh when they make a lot of noise.

We look alike, but you can tell us apart, because Cuthbert has white hair in his ears and Emily has black hair in his ears.

Yes, 'his' ears...Emily is a boy, there was just a bit of a mix up when he was small...actually, he was named by a 3 year old, after an imaginary friend....and then the vet laughed a lot when he went for his first visit.